I’d like to introduce to you
The ones and only, tried and true
Enlows members who have stayed
And were good enough not to be sent away
Ryan our bassist is a flake
Never goes with us any place
That’s ok with the rest of us though
Cuz we’re our own, we’re the Enlows

Steele‘s the guy who bangs the drums
So he won’t have to talk to anyone
Cuz he is antisociable
Since no one likes his thoughts at all
My name is Ry, I strum and sing
Though Steele does too occasionally
But he got sick of it and so
Now it’s me, We’re the Enlows

Our band sucks you know it’s true
Everyone has told us to
Stop writing songs about girlfriends
They’d rather we be a political band
But we refuse and tell them no
We’d rather not have them at our shows
Girls are all we really know
Cause it’s our style we’re the enlows

We’re the enlows

I have no political views
And I would rather have to choose
to write all my songs about girls
Cause I don’t give a fuck about the world
I don’t care about government change
Or the evil ways of Sadaam Housain
Or how the government’s tapped my phone
I don’t care we’re the enlows

We’re the enlows